Friday, May 23, 2003
In the last 24 hours, I:
1) Took 4 shits. Two of which were during the night.
2) Ate one of the best cheeseburgers of my entire life. (And it only cost me $7(!) and it included fries!)
3) Frantically solidified plans for this weekend.
4) Rented a car for Paul’s trip to Boston next week.
5) Made plans for lunch with Ahmad at one of my favorite Queen’s diners. (Chicken Souvlaki from the
Neptune, anyone?)
6) Watched 3 episodes of Real Sex on HBO.
7) Watched 2 episodes of Sex and the City on HBO.
8) Watched 1 episode of Will and Grace and nearly shot myself in the head before it was over.
Can you say “overabundance of stereotypes”?
9) Discovered a new phrase to add to my lexicon on the lame Will and Grace episode I watched.
“Rudeness Giuliani”. Funny, right?
10) Poked Paul in the bellybutton 11 times.
11) Did 12 sit-ups.
12) Took a cab to work because the trains at Times Square were shut down.
13) Ate two ice cream sandwiches.
14) Ate two slices of pizza.
15) Ate a fudgesicle
16) Realized I can’t stop eating.
17) Figured out why I took four shits in the last 24 hours.
18) Got angry over something stupid and squashed it before I ripped the person’s face off.
19) Licked a penis.
20) Was told to stop licking the penis.
21) Flicked the penis.
22) Dropped a freshly lit cigarette out of my mouth and had to leave it behind due to oncoming traffic.
23) Called my best friend.
24) Had a laughing fit so intense that my sides still hurt today.
25) Talked to my parents.
26) Prayed for my brother.
27) Smoked 14 cigarettes.
28) Got a compliment on my hairstyle.
29) Got a new belt from the clothing pantry at work.
30) Read 75 pages in my book. (Jaws)
31) Listened to the Mamma Mia soundtrack all the way through.
32) Gave $.36 to a homeless woman with bright red lipstick riding up her face.
33) Stepped on an Asian woman’s hand.
34) Slept for 6 hours.
35) Broke a brand new umbrella the first time I used it.
36) Found a “Good N Plenty” on the floor of Paul’s apartment and ate it for laughs.
37) Got embarrassed that no one laughed at me eating crap off the floor.
38) Bit a fingernail off much too low.
39) Balanced my checkbook.
40) Got pissed off at my checkbook and decided that I hate checkbooks.
41) Felt fat.
42) Felt skinny.
43) Felt like this entry is totally fucking lame.
44) Decided to end this entry with a swear word coupled with an ugly adjective.
45) Seafood cunt.
Off to lunch with Ahmad and then off to a weekend of craziness. Most likely will not be back here until Tuesday. But you never know! Hope everyone has an incredibly fun Memorial Day. I know I will!
Be safe.
And never drink the fluid from an amniotic sac.
1) Took 4 shits. Two of which were during the night.
2) Ate one of the best cheeseburgers of my entire life. (And it only cost me $7(!) and it included fries!)
3) Frantically solidified plans for this weekend.
4) Rented a car for Paul’s trip to Boston next week.
5) Made plans for lunch with Ahmad at one of my favorite Queen’s diners. (Chicken Souvlaki from the
Neptune, anyone?)
6) Watched 3 episodes of Real Sex on HBO.
7) Watched 2 episodes of Sex and the City on HBO.
8) Watched 1 episode of Will and Grace and nearly shot myself in the head before it was over.
Can you say “overabundance of stereotypes”?
9) Discovered a new phrase to add to my lexicon on the lame Will and Grace episode I watched.
“Rudeness Giuliani”. Funny, right?
10) Poked Paul in the bellybutton 11 times.
11) Did 12 sit-ups.
12) Took a cab to work because the trains at Times Square were shut down.
13) Ate two ice cream sandwiches.
14) Ate two slices of pizza.
15) Ate a fudgesicle
16) Realized I can’t stop eating.
17) Figured out why I took four shits in the last 24 hours.
18) Got angry over something stupid and squashed it before I ripped the person’s face off.
19) Licked a penis.
20) Was told to stop licking the penis.
21) Flicked the penis.
22) Dropped a freshly lit cigarette out of my mouth and had to leave it behind due to oncoming traffic.
23) Called my best friend.
24) Had a laughing fit so intense that my sides still hurt today.
25) Talked to my parents.
26) Prayed for my brother.
27) Smoked 14 cigarettes.
28) Got a compliment on my hairstyle.
29) Got a new belt from the clothing pantry at work.
30) Read 75 pages in my book. (Jaws)
31) Listened to the Mamma Mia soundtrack all the way through.
32) Gave $.36 to a homeless woman with bright red lipstick riding up her face.
33) Stepped on an Asian woman’s hand.
34) Slept for 6 hours.
35) Broke a brand new umbrella the first time I used it.
36) Found a “Good N Plenty” on the floor of Paul’s apartment and ate it for laughs.
37) Got embarrassed that no one laughed at me eating crap off the floor.
38) Bit a fingernail off much too low.
39) Balanced my checkbook.
40) Got pissed off at my checkbook and decided that I hate checkbooks.
41) Felt fat.
42) Felt skinny.
43) Felt like this entry is totally fucking lame.
44) Decided to end this entry with a swear word coupled with an ugly adjective.
45) Seafood cunt.
Off to lunch with Ahmad and then off to a weekend of craziness. Most likely will not be back here until Tuesday. But you never know! Hope everyone has an incredibly fun Memorial Day. I know I will!
Be safe.
And never drink the fluid from an amniotic sac.
